Demon World

Welcome to Hell

     Congratulations-- you’re dead! Welcome to Hell! Some of you took longer than others to cross the River of the Dead it seems... You’ve obviously done something dreadful in order to end up in the umbral plane. Lucky for you, the Infernal Kingdom is the party capital of the three dimensions. I am Duchess Eve, the ruler of hell. My counterpart is Duke Adam of the ethereal plane. All of the boring straight arrows go there to be his pets. Here however, is sin city. All of your deepest wishes and desires can come true with anarchy. Doesn’t that sound absolutely divine?

     As you know, you came from the mortal plane and are now a daemon. Congratulations! Although I prefer anarchy… occasionally I need to rule with an iron fist. That’s where you come in. In order to be accepted into my kingdom, you need to fulfill a contract for me. Recently, there has been a breach in the hell gate, all sorts of random trash and mischief have been coming through. It’s become quite a nuisance for me to deal with as I cannot leave my throne. If I do, no one will be keeping the kingdom together. Just like how if Adam left his throne, nothing would get done; those dogs wouldn’t know what to do without their master! I digress, as I was saying, investigate the hell gate and report your findings to me. Then, you will become a full fledged demon and citizen of this realm. Of course this has its societal and physical incentives. If you refuse, that is your prerogative, do what you please- if or when you find the gate as well.

     You should note, you cannot pass through gates to different planes anymore, only mortals or Adam and I can pass through these gates. If you desire to go to the different realms, you need to trick a mortal into becoming your proxy with a contract. Once you go out of the 7 major sections of the Infernal Kingdom, the land will become more wild and  hellish as you would expect. Be careful, not all demons are civilized as you or I; some are complete beasts. Your daemon form allows you to be immune to heat, in any form, and has pinpointed your specialty in life and accentuated it, giving you new found powers. Isn’t that delightful?

     Here is a basic welcome map and brochure with the location of the hell gate (print out the first page). I would provide one of the mortal realm but alas, those apes are constantly building and destroying empires. Who knows what era those monkeys are at by now? There are far too many changes to keep it up to date. The ethereal plane however, I have not been to in some time, so I could not give you an accurate chart. If you would like, I could also form a contract for you to chart the ethereal plane for me as well, how about it? I can offer you anything that the darkest corners of your heart desires.

     As a quick run down of the seven circles of hell, there is New Vegas, McDaemonds, my castle, Newest York, DC, Wallmart and Matress Farm. They all represent the 7 deadly sins of course. A nice touch on my part, I know. Of course there is also the umbral wilds surrounding these locations. Be careful though, you might get lost in one of these places. They are quite literally infinite pocket dimensions. That Wallmart is endless and every inch of it is equally displeasing.

Sincerely,

Duchess Eve.   

PS, if you die here you reset a clean slate-

you're stuck here.